WHEN THEY CART TRUMP OFF TO PRISON CAN WE GET MACRON TO REPLACE HIM?

Because I sure don’t want to get stuck with Mike Pence.  Macron is telegenic, smart, and in some trouble with his voters, so he’ll feel at home here.  The point is, TRUMP’S GOING DOWN!  It won’t be fast and it won’t be pretty,   but he’s going down and I can hardly wait.  Grey skies are gonna clear up and  everyone’s putting on a happy face.   He’ll squeal like a stuck pig but his fate is sealed.  As for Pence,  he’s just plain weird,  really weird.  On our big trip two years ago we spent a couple of days in Indiana.  Everybody we met was weird.  Everyone, period.  A couple states over we found Kansas, where everyone was NICE.  Really nice, and helpful.  But I digress.  We will have to find a workaround for that bit about his not being a citizen. Someone will! Cool wife, too.  I think we’re all tired  of Melania and her Slavic zombie act.

OLD BUSH

My family and  I got into the habit of calling the habit of calling Bush 41 Old Bush because I could never remember the numbers.  I don’t mind telling you  I’ve shed a few tears this week.  I guess it’s easier to be a paragon of decency when decency is in such short supply in politics, but give him credit.  Every US President has blood on their hands but Old Bush navigated an amazing time in history  and he did okay. So give him credit.  And that dog!! You can judge a person by their dog.  Trump hates dogs.  NO decency.  

Goodbye, Old Bush. I’ll actually miss you.

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SHORTRIBS AND RANDOM THOUGHTS, Nov 28 2018

Unfortunately, Our Fake President will be around for a while;. Good for a joke if it weren’t so tragic.

COACH  DARLING- I haven’t  much to say this week, or rather,  there’s too much. to deal with while wearirig only one contact.  (long story).  I was saddened  to learn  of the Coach’s passing..  I remember when he worked  at a liquor store on Broadway because teachers didn’t  make enough then either. We’d cruise past and he’d glower at us over the cash register. None of us ever tried to buy liquor at that place!  One time in more recent years, , I ended up on a jury panel that  included the Coach. The judge asked if any of us knew anyone else on the panel. After the tenth person said  “Only Coach Darling”,  he said from now on only  answer if you knew someone OTHER than Coach Darling.  Truly a life well-lived.