Here, without comment,  are genuine “Housing Wanted” ads that have appeared within the past year on our local Craig’s List. They are transcribed exactly as they appeared.  Enjoy!

“Need free space for band practice.”

“Looking for room for couple with two toddlers and a dog. Must have hi-speed internet for  our business and space for homeschooling kids. Also RV parking.  Can pay $300.”

“Chill dude looking to settle in Humboldt. Will have to work for rent since I don’t have any cash. “

“Homeless student entrepuner (sic) with four dogs, two ponies.”

“Fun couple seeks room.”

“I wanna live with couscous(sic), real farmers.”

“WANTED: HOUSE FOR PARTY”

“I’m 20 turning 21 this year and have experience working with people but my life revolves around bud. “

“Viking Pagan needs place to live.”

“Occultist seeks new magickal (sic) space.”

“looking for a house to rent for 2-3 weeks till my rental house comes available. i have a small dog, trained, also i will have two house guests for the next 6 days till they fly home. need a place by tomorrow.”

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