WHEN THEY CART TRUMP OFF TO PRISON CAN WE GET MACRON TO REPLACE HIM?

Because I sure don’t want to get stuck with Mike Pence.  Macron is telegenic, smart, and in some trouble with his voters, so he’ll feel at home here.  The point is, TRUMP’S GOING DOWN!  It won’t be fast and it won’t be pretty,   but he’s going down and I can hardly wait.  Grey skies are gonna clear up and  everyone’s putting on a happy face.   He’ll squeal like a stuck pig but his fate is sealed.  As for Pence,  he’s just plain weird,  really weird.  On our big trip two years ago we spent a couple of days in Indiana.  Everybody we met was weird.  Everyone, period.  A couple states over we found Kansas, where everyone was NICE.  Really nice, and helpful.  But I digress.  We will have to find a workaround for that bit about his not being a citizen. Someone will! Cool wife, too.  I think we’re all tired  of Melania and her Slavic zombie act.