Wasn’t that a thrill to wake up to the sound of rain Saturday morning? I loved it. This has been a garbage summer anyway.

And thank God the primary is done. Was anyone looking forward to a shitshow starring Larry Elder? Me either. Now we have to get rid of this ridiculous primary routine.

The Amazon boys are still lurking. I got a call from one of them telling me that there had been suspicious activity regarding a card associated with my account. Sure there was. These guys don’t have Indian accents, though. More like South Bay.

In case you hadn’t heard, the Clark Museum is selling vintage reproductions of Hallowe’en cards. They’ll go fast.

SHORT RIBS and RANDOM THOUGHTS- Why I voted not to recall Gavin.

(GAVIN) OK, he’s not perfect. The lunch at the French Laundry was dumb. I remember when I used to curse him for being entitled, for being careless. But it turns out that if you have the stomach to read through all the candidate statements, there ain’t nothin’ there. Of all the misfits, wannabes, and pathetic losers in the bunch I’d rather stand pat with Gavin that risk having an idiot like Larry Elder for our Governor. It’s not rocket science . And don’t forget to vote. A lot of folks are ignoring this election , which ain’t good.

AMAZON Blues- I’m cutting this really short, but I was hacked recently by some lowlifes who claimed to be from Amazon customer service. I almost fell for it but then they wanted me to do silly things things like buy Amazon gift cards to pay off my supposed debt. Luckily, Amazon Customer service is quick and effective. Consult them fast if you have any problems.