WE’RE GETTING A BREAK!! Our Fake President has declared he will spend “seven days a week” in the 60 days before the November primaries working to elect his followers. He won’t have TIME to insult our allies, concoct destructive tariffs or undermine our intelligence agencies.  Let’s hope he keeps his word.

“THEY’RE CLOSING THE DMV”  in Eureka, or at least that was DMV’S original plan.  What is wrong with them?  Mike Mcguire has apparently  come to the rescue but why was it necessary?  Anyway,  those of you who belong to AAA can use their services instead. I’m going to use the next week to pay my reg fees and I’ll let you know how it goes.

Dr ANGELOFF-  Dr Steven Angeloff has been my dentist for ten years or so and I cannot recommend him more highly.  I just thought I should express my appreciation.  If you can get on with him,  do so.

COSTCO is discontinuing their Polish dog!! How can they?  I don’t even eat hot dogs, which they ARE continuing.  This is as much a disturbance in the force as the election of Trump-   a dreadful development. There is an on-line petition or two.  Several months ago I asked them about buying the hot dog BUNS they use and couldn’t get any info.  Well, at least they’re easy to make at home.  But my faith in COSTCO is shaken.

HOW MUCH ARE WE PAYING FOR TRUMP’S GOLF HABIT?  The WAPO adds it up.  Read about it HERE.

“ROOM WANTED”  Anyone ever rented a room in their house?  I’ve done it for years, off and on.  You’d think with a supposed housing shortage  in Humboldt,  the Craig’s List would be full of worthy candidates, but the listings are just as scary as ever.  Here’s a couple of current examples;  “Pregnant 16-year old with two dogs  seeks room for less than $500.”  I really wish her the  best and hope she finds something.  Here’s another: “Viking pagan seeks sacred space”.  Don’t know how well he’d fit in Cutten. Be grateful for the roof over your head!  Some folks don’t have one.

Finally,  don’t forget our Fake President’s immortal words:  ” “Just remember: What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.”  Don’t believe your lying eyes! We are only supposed to believe him. Will sanity return after November??